Name:	MartiniMan -	Reply
Subject:	IS YOUR CAPS LOCK STUCK?!?!?
Date:	12/31/2020 9:01:22 AM (updated 12/31/2020 9:13:49 AM)

You don't need to shout to get attention Goofy.  We all know you're there.  As for the golf ball, uh...no thanks....think I'll take an unplayable lie, take my penalty stroke and move on.  Or better yet, a free drop mulligan, 8 iron to 4 feet and a birdie putt.  That's the ticket!

Name:	GoneFishin -	Reply
Subject:	CAPS DESIGNED TO MAKE YOU FEEL IMPORTANT
Date:	12/31/2020 9:30:18 AM (updated 12/31/2020 9:32:37 AM)

You seem depressed as time for Biden to give up the President Elect title for President draws near. You are now putting your faith in  Pence or Congress overturning the will of the people. Dictators become President for Life by overturning the people when the results say "Time to leave Trump". SHOW ME THE EVIDENCE AFTER BIDEN IS SWORN IS...

So, to give you solace during these agonizing days, CAPS were used to make you feel important as we review your 9 POINTS OF FAILED LIGHT.

                                                                      9 POINTS OF FAILED LIGHT

1. Late on election night, with Trump comfortably ahead, many swing states stopped counting ballots. In most cases, observers were removed from the counting facilities. Counting generally continued without the observers

2. Statistically abnormal vote counts were the new normal when counting resumed. They were unusually large in size (hundreds of thousands) and had an unusually high (90 percent and above) Biden-to-Trump ratio

3. Late arriving ballots were counted. In Pennsylvania, 23,000 absentee ballots have impossible postal return dates and another 86,000 have such extraordinary return dates they raise serious questions

4. The failure to match signatures on mail-in ballots. The destruction of mail in ballot envelopes, which must contain signatures

5. Historically low absentee ballot rejection rates despite the massive expansion of mail voting. Such is Biden’s narrow margin that, as political analyst Robert Barnes observes, ‘If the states simply imposed the same absentee ballot rejection rate as recent cycles, then Trump wins the election’

6. Missing votes. In Delaware County, Pennsylvania, 50,000 votes held on 47 USB cards are missing

7. Non-resident voters. Matt Braynard’s Voter Integrity Project estimates that 20,312 people who no longer met residency requirements cast ballots in Georgia. Biden’s margin is 12,670 votes

8. Serious ‘chain of custody’ breakdowns. Invalid residential addresses. Record numbers of dead people voting. 

9. Statistical anomalies. In Georgia, Biden overtook Trump with 89 percent of the votes counted. For the next 53 batches of votes counted, Biden led Trump by the same exact 50.05 to 49.95 percent margin in every single batch. It is particularly perplexing that all statistical anomalies and tabulation abnormalities were in Biden’s favor. Whether the cause was simple human error or nefarious activity, or a combination, clearly something peculiar happened.

Name:	MartiniMan -	Reply
Subject:	CAPS DESIGNED TO MAKE YOU FEEL IMPORTANT
Date:	12/31/2020 9:44:47 AM

Depressed?  Nope.  We survived Odipsh!t and we will survive Dementia Joe...not that he will likely survive.  The only question is whether it is 25th amendment, resignation or untimely demise after he lets the Ho feed him his oatmeal in the morning rather than his wife.  

Joe:  Dr. Jill, this oatmeal tastes funny.....oh and look, the part I dribbled on my bib is eating through the cloth and, oh look, its a butterfly, no wait, that's my dog"

Ho:  I ain't your stupid wife and eat your oatmeal you idiot....that's a good boy...ugh, the drool is disgusting......

Joe:  I don't feel so good.....call the doctor...hellpppp

Name:	GoneFishin -	Reply
Subject:	CAPS DESIGNED TO MAKE YOU FEEL IMPORTANT
Date:	12/31/2020 11:42:39 AM

A reliable source told me that should KH become President, she will appoint Willie Brown, her most qualified mentor, as VP. 

Name:	MartiniMan -	Reply
Subject:	CAPS DESIGNED TO MAKE YOU FEEL IMPORTANT
Date:	12/31/2020 12:35:47 PM

Considering he is 86 I am sure he is right up her alley.....back alley....in the red light district.

Name:	Smitty -	Reply
Subject:	CAPS DESIGNED TO MAKE YOU FEEL IMPORTANT
Date:	1/2/2021 12:49:05 PM

Excellent summary GF!  M&M seems to be coming up a bit short in his quest to "save the republic."  But what the heck, let's play some golf sometime!