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Name:   roswellric - Email Member
Subject:   Football Quotes
Date:   8/13/2011 2:10:10 PM

Enjoy these quotes....attributed to some of the all-time great coaches: "The really great players overcome the coaching" Frank Inman / Assistant, University of Georgia "In Alabama , an atheist is someone who doesn't believe in Bear Bryant." Wally Butts / Georgia "Always remember ..... Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David." Shug Jordan / Auburn "Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football" John Heisman "Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure." Knute Rockne / Notre Dame "I make my practices real hard because if a player is a quitter, I want him to quit in practice, not in a game." Bear Bryant / Alabama "It isn't necessary to see a good tackle. You can hear it." Knute Rockne / Notre Dame "At Georgia Southern, we don't cheat. That costs money and we don't have any." Erk Russell / Georgia Southern. "After you retire, there's only one big event left....and I ain't ready for that." Bobby Bowden / Florida State "The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it." Lou Holtz / Arkansas "Motivation is simple. You eliminate those who are not motivated." Lou Holtz / Arkansas "A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall." Frank Leahy / Notre Dame "There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you." Woody Hayes / Ohio State "I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." Bob Devaney / Nebraska "You can learn more character on the two-yard line than anywhere else in life." Paul Dietzel / LSU "It's kind of hard to rally around a math class." Bear Bryant / Alabama When asked if Fayetteville was the end of the world. "No, but you can see it from here." Lou Holtz / Arkansas "There's one sure way to stop us from scoring-give us the ball near the goal line." Matty Bell / SMU "Lads, you're not to miss practice unless your parents died or you died." Frank Leahy / Notre Dame "I never graduated from Iowa , but I was only there for two terms - Truman's and Eisenhower's." Alex Karras / Iowa "My advice to defensive players: Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in a bad humor." Bowden Wyatt / Tennessee "I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades." Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State "They whipped us like a tied up goat." Spike Dykes / Texas Tech "I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn't recruit me and he said: "Well, Walt, we took a look at you and you weren't any good." Walt Garrison / Oklahoma State "Son, you've got a good engine, but your hands aren't on the steering wheel." Bobby Bowden / Florida State "Football is not a contact sport - it is a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport." Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State After USC lost 51-0 to Notre Dame, his postgame message to his team: "All those who need showers, take them." John McKay / USC "If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great education." Murray Warmath / Minnesota "The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb. To be a back, you only have to be dumb." Knute Rockne / Notre Dame "We live one day at a time and scratch where it itches." Darrell Royal / Texas "We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking." John McKay / USC "Three things can happen when you throw the ball, and two of them are bad ." Woody Hayes / Ohio State "I've found that prayers work best when you have big players." Knute Rockne / Notre Dame



Name:   BigFoot - Email Member
Subject:   Football Quotes/LOL!!!!
Date:   8/13/2011 3:33:32 PM


This is some of the funniest stuff I have ever read!  Thanks, RR!!



Name:   JohnGalt - Email Member
Subject:   Football Quotes
Date:   8/13/2011 5:06:37 PM

Enjoyed the quotes
I had a football coach in high school that made us take off our helmets, get down on all fours in the end zone and sniff at the ground one day before practice.  After a few minutes of doing this we were all puzzled.  He told us that he wanted us to know what an endzone smelled like because we hadn't been in one in the last two games.









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