Name:	Old Diver -	Reply
Subject:	Present
Date:	1/6/2017 10:30:56 AM

A fellow asked his wife, "Honey, what do yoe want foe Christmas?"

"I want a divorse," she exclaimed.

"I wasn't planning on spending that much."

Name:	Lifer -	Reply
Subject:	Present
Date:	1/6/2017 10:40:38 AM

Do you know why divorce is so expensive?

Because it's worth it.