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Jim Dandy
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The Old Biker
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4/2/2009 5:31:51 PM
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A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside..
As he passes thru the swingin' door s, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:
COLD BEER: $2.00
HAMBURGER: $2..25
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND JOB: $50.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment,
the ole' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to
the exceptionally attractive female bartender
serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.
She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker.
'Yes?' she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, 'may I help
you?'
The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he
whispers,
"are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes",
"Yes, I sure am".
The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly,
"Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger".
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