Name:   Old Diver - Subject:   Texas Ranch Date:   4/17/2020 9:46:05 AM (updated 4/17/2020 9:48:02 AM)

   A lady inhernted a large ranch in Texas. She needed help running it so she advertised for help. Several applyied for the job. One was a fellow who has adopted a alternative life style. Thinking she was safe she hired him. He proved to be a great hired hand who worked streight thru several weeks with no breaks.  She told hin he needed a break and told him to go to town this Saturday and have fun. I'll look after the place until you return. 

   Late Saturday night, somewhat disheveled he came dragging in. 

  She walked up to him and said, " Take off my dress. Now take off me underwear. Now take off my shoes. Now, if you ever go to town wearing my cloths again you are fired!"