Name:   Old Diver - Subject:   A Spade Date:   12/16/2019 9:04:10 AM

They were putting a new wing on the Catholic hospital. One day the Mother Superion confronted the

construction forman.

"Sir," She said, "You just must do aomething about your men's language. The Sisters are all complaining."

 "Well, Sister I would like to but you see these are earthy mwn who call a spade a spade."

  "No they don't. They call it a f...n shovel!"