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Cajun Virgin
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8/4/2011 11:29:16 PM
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Clotile had just married and being a traditional Cajun Catholic, she was still a virgin on her wedding night, staying at her mama's house, she was very nervous. Her mama reassured her, "Don't worry, Clotile, Boudreaux's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you. Meanwhile, I'll be making da' roux."
So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Boudreaux took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Clotile ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Boudreaux's got duh big hairy chess."
"Don't worry, Clotile," says duh mama, "all good mens have duh hairy chess. Go upstairs cher. He'll take good care of you.."
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Boudreaux took off his pants, exposing his hairy legs.
Again, ran Clotile downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Boudreaux took off his pants and he's got duh hairy leg!"
”Don't worry! All good mens have duh hairy leg. Boudreaux's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got dare, Boudreaux took off his socks and on his lef' foot he was missing tree toes.
When Clotile saw dis, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Boudreaux's got a foot and a half!"
Her Mama said, "Stay here and stir da' roux!!!!"
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architect
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Cajun Virgin
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8/6/2011 11:55:04 AM
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Lock Ah done say befoe, you gots to luv dem Cajuns!!
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