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LonghornBoater
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Trucker Wisdom
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2/7/2014 11:26:16 AM
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A Baptist Preacher from Anniston, Alabama and a truck driver from Lubbock, Texas struck up a conversation while waiting in line to board a Southwest Flight from Love Field to Birmingham, Alabama. They ended up seating next to each on the flight back to Birmingham with the roughneck taking the aisle seat and the preacher next to the window. After the plane took off, the stewardess (that is what you call an well endowed "easy on the eyes" female "flight attendant" as opposed to the Broom Hilda's and little lord Fauntleroy's that seem to have taken over the occupation as of late - remember the Southwest stewardesses of the 70's, flying used to be so enjoyable - but I digress) When the stewardess game by and asked the truck driver if he would like anything. The he said, "Ma'am, I would appreciate a bourbon on the rocks". The Stewardess came back and placed the drink in front of the driver and leaned over to the Preacher "Sugar, may I get you something to drink?" Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips." Startled a bit the Stewardesses leaned back into the aisle and the trucker quickly scooped up his drink and handed it to the stewardess and exclaimed, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
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