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HubCap
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Jokes and Jokes Only
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1/26/2013 6:38:58 PM
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If any of these jokes offends you, stop reading immediately and delete them….then loosen up and get a life.<em>-- em><em>I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.em><em>
-- em><em>My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.em><em>
-- em><em>Went for my routine checkup today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my butt! Do you think I should change dentists?em><em>
-- em><em>A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." He says, "What do you expect? You're in a wheel chair."em>
<em>-- em><em>I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening."em><em>
-- em><em>The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So, I have been to the thrift shop to get all of her clothes back.em><em>
-- em><em>At the SeniorCitizensCenter they had a contest the other day. I lost by one point: The question was: Where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently the correct answer was Africa ! Who knew?em><em>
-- em><em>One of the other questions that I missed was to name one thing commonly found in cells. It appears that Mexicans is not the correct answer either.em><em>
-- em><em>There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in our shopping center, but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some of the new bomber jackets.em><em>
-- em><em>You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools.em><em>
-- em><em>A buddy of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a mustache."em><em>
-- em><em>Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on Facebook. I said, "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 40,000 flippin' Muslims have added me as a friend!em><em>
-- em><em>Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard."em><em>
-- em><em>The Red Cross knocked at our door and asked if we could help towards the floods in New Orleans . I said we would love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.em>
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architect
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Jokes and Jokes Only
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1/27/2013 7:00:32 PM (updated 1/27/2013 7:01:27 PM)
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Hub, these are in very poor taste...LMAO!!!
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