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HubCap
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Mother's Milk
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8/19/2013 12:43:41 PM
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: Mother's Milk
> -----.Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk'. The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote: > > 1) It is perfect formula for the child. > 2) It provides immunity against several diseases. > 3) It is always the right temperature. > 4) It is inexpensive. > 5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa. > 6) It is always available as needed. > And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote > > 7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it. > > He got an A.
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architect
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8/20/2013 8:15:39 AM (updated 8/20/2013 8:17:06 AM)
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Hub did you ever hear the one about the world's greatest structural engineer? It has to be whoever designed the brassiere...an interconnected suspension system that with cloth and a bit of elastic, wire and a hook can safely support two dairy barns.
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