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Nun in a taxi
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11/9/2010 7:56:29 PM
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A taxi is hailed by a nun. As she gets in the cab the nun can't help noticing that the very attractive cabbie can't take his eyes off her. She asks "why are you staring at me?"
He replies "I have a question I would like to ask you, but I am a bit afraid I might offend you."
She answers "Believe me my son you will not offend me. I have been in a counseling position for quite a few years and I have heard it all. So ask away because you will not offend me."
He says "Well I've always had this fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She replies "Well, I might be able to fulfill your fantasy under certain circumstances. First, you must be single, and second, you must be a Catholic".
The cabbie is very excited with anticipation "Well, I'm single and Catholic."
"OK" the nun says "Pull into the next alley" There the nun gets out and slips into the front beside the driver and not only gives him a kiss that would make a sailor blush, but also reaches between his legs and give him a squeez.
She then returns to the back seat.
She looks to the front and sees the cabbie softly weeping. "My child, why are you crying?"
"Because I have sinned. I lied to you. I am married and I'm Jewish, please forgive me sister."
The nun replies "Don't sweat it man. My name's Kevin and I'm on the way to a Halloween party!"
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