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Name:	Lifer -	Reply
Subject:	Climate change?
Date:	5/18/2010 4:41:00 PM

For all of you out there in America and across the globe who have fought so hard to tackle the hideous enemy of our planet, namely carbon emissions, that bogus god you worship named "Climate Change" or "Global Warming", there is some really bad news that will be very painful for you to process. But it is my duty to pass it on to you anyway.

Are you sitting down?

Okay, here's the bombshell. The current volcanic eruption going on in Iceland, since it first started spewing volcanic ash a week ago, has, to this point, NEGATED EVERY SINGLE EFFORT you have made in the past five years to control CO2 emissions on our planet. Not only that, this single act of God has added emissions to the earth estimated to be 42 times more than can be corrected by the extreme human regulations proposed for annual reductions.

I know, I know.... (have a group hug)...it's very disheartening to realize that all of the carbon emission savings you have accomplished while suffering the inconvenience and expense of driving Prius hybrids, buying fabric grocery bags, sitting up til midnight to finish your kid's "The Green Revolution" science project, throwing out all of your non-green cleaning supplies, using only two squares of toilet paper, putting a brick in your toilet tank reservoir, selling your SUV and speedboat, going on vacation to a city park instead of Yosemite, nearly getting hit every day on your bicycle, replacing all of your $1 light bulbs with $10 light bulbs ...well, all of those things you have done have all gone down the tubes in just the past week.

The volcanic ash emitted into the Earth's atmosphere in the past week has totally erased every single effort you have made to reduce the evil beast, carbon. And, those hundreds of thousands of American jobs you helped move to Asia with expensive emissions demands on businesses... You know, the ones that are creating even more emissions than when they were creating American jobs, well that must seem really worthwhile now.

I'm so sorry. And I do wish that there was some kind of a silver lining to this volcanic ash cloud but the fact of the matter is that the brush fire season across the western U.S.A. Will start in about two months and those fires will negate your efforts to reduce carbon emissions in our world for the next two years.

So, grab a Coke, give the world a hug, and have a nice day!

Name:	MAJ USA RET -	Reply
Subject:	Climate change?
Date:	5/18/2010 7:01:14 PM

Two sqares of toilet paper? Hmmmm... do you have finger nails?

Name:	Lifer -	Reply
Subject:	Climate change?
Date:	5/18/2010 7:10:09 PM

Only on my right hand.

8)

Name:	MAJ USA RET -	Reply
Subject:	Climate change?
Date:	5/18/2010 7:27:14 PM

With which hand do you eat your burger? (It matters to an Arab.)

Name:	au67 -	Reply
Subject:	Climate change?
Date:	5/18/2010 7:34:35 PM

It was my understanding that Iceland had purchased enough carbon offsets from Algore to declare the affects of the volcano to be null and void.

Name:	Summer Lover -	Reply
Subject:	Climate change?
Date:	5/19/2010 10:06:16 PM

Now I am really pi**ed, I can deal with a bunch of idiots in DC who think they are in a class above the rest of us, but only two s**t tickets? I will give the roll an extra spin in their honor.....

Name:	MartiniMan -	Reply
Subject:	Two squares of TP
Date:	5/20/2010 8:14:42 AM

idea is courtesy of the intellectually stunted Sheryl Crow with her BA in Music Performance from some off-campus arm of the University of Missouri. Let's all guess how many science and math courses she took.... Anyone care to shake her hand? Not I.

I read a really great critique of folks like Algore and their profound stupidity on all issues scientific. If I can relocate it I will post it for your reading pleasure. That many scientists have sold their souls to the irrational AGW crowd in search of grant money is indeed a sad specter.

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