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Name:   MartiniMan - Email Member
Subject:   Associate Pastor's Donkey
Date:   3/2/2021 4:22:53 PM

An Associate Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

He was so pleased that he entered the donkey in another race and it won again.

The next day the local paper read:  Associate Pastor's Ass Out Front

The Pastor was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Associate Pastor not to enter his donkey in another race.

The next day the local paper read:  Pastor Scratches Associate Pastor's Ass

This was too much for the Pastor so he ordered the Associate Pastor to immediately get rid of the donkey.  The Associate Pastor decided to give to the donkey to a Nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news posted the following headline the next day:  Nun Has Best Ass in Town

The Pastor and the local Bishop both fainted at the news.

The Bishop then ordered the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it a local farmer for $10.  The next day the paper read:  Nun Sells Ass for $10

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey, take it out into the wilderness and let it run wild.

The next day's headline read: Nun Announces Ass is Wild and Free

The Bishop was buring the next day.









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