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HubCap
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Guess My Age
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6/11/2009 6:08:07 AM
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One day at the rest home, an old man and woman are talking. Out of nowhere the woman says, "I can guess your age."
The man doesn't believe her, but tells her to go ahead and try.
"Pull down your pants," she says.
He doesn't understand but does it anyway. She inspects his rear end for a few minutes and then says, "You're 84 years old."
"That's amazing," the man says. "How did you know?"
"You told me yesterday."
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architect
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Guess My Age
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6/11/2009 8:47:42 PM
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How about the man who comes home after applying for Social Security benefits. He tells his wife that the woman taking his application asked for his birth certificate as proof of his age and when he told her he hadn't brought it she asked him to unbutton his shirt. He proudly crowed that when she saw the thick growth of gray hair in his chest she accepted it as proof that he was 65 and approved his application. His wife replied "why didn't you drop your pants too? She might have approved you for disability".
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