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HubCap
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Martian Sex
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2/20/2009 5:53:57 AM
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>> The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating
>> enoughFrequent Flier miles.
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>> They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things.
>> Mike
>> asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they
>> make money, etc.
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>> Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex.
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>> 'Just how do you guys do it?' asks Maureen.
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>> The Martian responds, 'Pretty much the way you do.'
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>> A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for
>> the night and experience one another.. Maureen and the male Martian go
>> off
>> to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie
>> member about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick.
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>> 'I don't think this is going to work,' says Maureen.
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>> 'Why?' he asks. 'What's the matter?'
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>> 'Well,' she replies, 'it's just not long enough to reach me!'
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>> 'No problem,' he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm.
>> With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impres
>> sively long.
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>> 'Well,' she says, 'that's quite impressive, but it is still narrow.'
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>> 'No problem,' he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his
>> member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely
>> exciting to the woman.
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>> 'Wow!' she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad passionate love.
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>> The next day the couples rejoin their other partners and go their
>> separate
>> ways. As they walked along, Mike asks, 'Well, was it any good?'
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>> 'I hate to say it,' says Maureen, 'but it was wonderful. How about you?'
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>> 'It was horrible,' he replies. 'All I got was a headache . She kept
>> slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.'
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