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HubCap
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And then the fight started...
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8/15/2008 5:53:22 PM
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take
her someplace expensive....so, I took her to a gas station..... and then
the fight started....
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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Milller
Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I
told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold
cream. And that's when the fight started.
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to
apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my
driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I
had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but
I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opene d my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She
said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she
processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my
experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might
have gotten disability, too'
And then the fight started.....
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school
reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as s he
sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand
she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I
hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says my wife, "Who would think a person could
go on celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started.....
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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were
alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and
little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,
"I AM NOT HAPPY!!!"
So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one
are you?"
And that's how the fight started.....
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some
reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And that's how the fight started.....
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