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HubCap
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Two ladies in heaven
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8/6/2008 5:52:27 AM
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> > 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. > > 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die? > > 1st woman: I Froze to Death. > > 2nd woman: How Horrible! > > 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit > shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, > and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? > > 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I > suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came > home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I > found him all by himself in the den watching TV. > > 1st woman: So, what happened? > > 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman > there somewhere that I started running all over the > house looking. I ran up into the attic and > searched, and down into the basement. Then I went > through every closet and checked under all the beds. > I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and > finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled > over with a heart attack and died. > > 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the > freezer---we'd both still be alive.
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