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HubCap
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girls night out
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5/1/2008 1:07:46 PM
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Why
women should avoid a girls night out after they are
married....
If
this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense
of humor.
The other night I was invited out for a night with
the 'girls.'
I told my husband that I would be home by
midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went
down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for
home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the
hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my
husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I
was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution,
in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally
smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos
MIDNIGHT!)
The
next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he
didn't seem pissed off in the least.
Whew, I got away with
that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I
asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times,
then said 'oh sh*t' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed
another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over
the coffee table and farted.
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| Name: |
CAT BOAT
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| Subject: |
girls night out
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5/9/2008 4:19:46 PM
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LOL
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