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HubCap
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TRUE MEANING OF MALE STATEMENT
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3/16/2008 11:56:25 AM
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TRUE MEANING OF MALE STATEMENTS
Statement: "I'm a Romantic." True Meaning: "I'm poor."
Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about." True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."
Statement: "I really want to get to know you better." True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."
Statement: "She's kinda cute." True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the head might be necessary."
Statement: "I don't know if I like her." True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."
Statement: "Was it good for you?" True Meaning: "I'm insecure about my manhood."
Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night." True Meaning: "Who are you?"
Statement: "Do you love me?" True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find out."
Statement: "Do you 'really' love me?" True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later."
Statement: "How much do you love me?" True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you by now."
Statement: "I have something to tell you." True Meaning: "Get tested."
Statement: "I've been thinking a lot." True Meaning: "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."
Statement: "I think we should just be friends." True Meaning: "You're ugly."
Statement: "I've learned a lot from you." True Meaning: "Next!!!!"
Statement: "I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?" True Meaning: "I gotta turn on my answering machine."
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