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Name:   Old Diver - Email Member
Subject:   Some Times....
Date:   6/19/2022 12:09:09 PM (updated 6/19/2022 12:10:03 PM)

On his first trip to Spain a man went into a resturant. He noticed the man at the adjoining table with a dish that smelled wonderful.

   "I would like what he has", he told the waiter.

   "I an sorry Senor but these are what you Americans call mountain oysters and we only get two per day."

   "O K", he said, " Please make my reservation for tomorrow."

    The next day he came in and sat at the same table and the waiter brought him his order.

    When he tried then they were small, scrawny and tough. "What is the matter with these," he asked. "Yesterday they seemed so good."

     "I am so sorry," said the waiter, "But some times, the bull wins."









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