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HubCap
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Grandparents
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2/12/2011 5:47:06 AM
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> "RE-TARDED" GRANDPARENTS
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> Written by a third grader, on what his grandparents do.
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> After Christmas, a teacher asked her young
> pupils how they spent their holiday away from school.
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> One child wrote the following:
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> We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and
> Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got
> retarded and they moved to Arizona. Now they live in a tin box and have
> rocks painted green to look like grass. They ride around on their
> bicycles, and wear name tags because they don't know who they are
> anymore. They go to a building called a wreck center but they must have
> got it fixed because it is all okay now. They do exercises there but
> they don't do them very well. There is a swimming pool too but they all
> jump up and down in it with hats on. At their gate, there is a doll
> house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody
> can escape. Sometimes they sneak out and go cruising in their golf
> carts. Nobody there cooks - they just eat out. And - they eat the same
> thing every night - early birds. Some of the people can't get out past
> the man in the doll house. The ones who do get out, bring food back to
> the wrecked center for pot luck. My Grandma says that Grandpa worked
> all his life to earn his retardment and says I should work hard so I can
> be retarded someday too. When I earn my retardment, I want to be the
> man in the doll house. Then I will let people out, so they can visit
> their grandchildren.
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