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>     LEAVE IT TO A TEXAN 
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>           SKIRT ZIPPER - this is HILARIOUS! 
> 
>           As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, 
> 
>           she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her 
leg to 
>           come up to the height of the first step of the bus. 
> 
>           Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus 
>           driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a 
little, 
>           thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise 
her leg 
>           She tried to take the step, only to discover that she 
couldn't. 
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>           So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached 
>           behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the 
>           second time attempted the step. 
> 
>           Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her 
leg. 
>           With a little smile to the driver, she again reached 
behind 
>           to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the 
step. 
> 
>           About this time, a large Texan who was standing 
>           behind her picked her up easily by the waist 
>           and placed her gently on the step of the bus. 
> 
>           She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan 
and yelled 
> 
>           'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you 
are!' 
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> 
>           The Texan smiled and drawled, 
>           'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, 
>           but after you unzipped my fly three times, 
>           I kinda figured we were friends.'