Jesus was a woman

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 
1. He called everyone Brother. 
2. He liked Gospel. 
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 
1. He went into His Fathers business. 
2. He lived at home until he was 33. 
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 
1. He talked with his hands. 
2. He had wine with every meal. 
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: 
1. He never cut his hair. 
2. He walked around barefoot all the time. 
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: 
1. He never got married. 
2. He was always telling stories. 
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman: 
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food. 
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. 
3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for Him to do.

Amen!!!