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Name:   HubCap - Email Member
Subject:   Sears Catalog
Date:   1/5/2010 2:39:52 PM




Two rednecks were looking at a Sears
catalog and admiring the models.



One says to the other, 'Have you seen
the beautiful girls in this catalog?'



The second one replies, 'Yes, they are
very beautiful. And look at the price!'

The first one says, with wide eyes,
'Wow, they aren't very expensive.
At this price, I'm buying one.'

The second one smiles and pats him on the back.
'Good idea! Order one and if she's as beautiful
as she is in the catalog, I will get one too.'

Three weeks later, the youngest redneck asks his
friend, 'Did you ever receive the girl you
ordered from the Sears catalog?'


The second redneck replies......

'No, but it shouldn't be long now.
I got her clothes yesterday.









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