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HubCap
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Rye Bread
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12/19/2009 9:56:09 AM
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>> Rye Bread
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>> Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench
>> one morning.
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>> The 87 year old had just finished his morning
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>> jog and wasn't even short of breath.
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>> The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he
>> did
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>> to have so much energy.
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>> The 87 year old said,
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>> "Well, I eat rye bread every day.
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>> It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the
>> ladies."
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>> So, on the way home,
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>> the 80 year old stops at the bakery.
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>> As he was looking around,
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>> the lady asked if he needed any help.
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>> He said, "Do you have any Rye bread?"
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>> She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it.
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>> Would you like some?"
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>> He said, "I want 5 loaves."
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>> She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ....
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>> By the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard."
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>> He replied,
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>> "I can't believe it, everybody knows
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>> about this sh*t but me."
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