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HubCap
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98 and no enemies
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12/13/2009 2:41:31 AM
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Lets hope this happens to all of us!
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> 98 and no enemies - human interest story
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> All of us should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!
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> Toward the end of Sunday service,
> the Minister asked,
> ' How many of you have forgiven your enemies? '
> 80% held up their hands.
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> The Minister then repeated his question.
> All responded this time,
> except one small elderly lady.
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> 'Mrs. Neely?';
> ' Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?
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> I don't have any.
> 'She replied, smiling sweetly.
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> 'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual.
> How old are you? '
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> 'Ninety-eight, 'she replied.
> The congregation stood up
> and clapped their hands.
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> 'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years
> & not have an enemy in the world? '
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> The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, ' I outlived the bitches. '
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Lady
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98 and no enemies
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12/13/2009 8:01:36 PM
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This isn't really funny, but timely.
http://www.examiner.com/x-12767-US-Headlines-Examiner~y2009m12d12-Woman-98-accused-of-killing-her-100yearold-nursing-home-roommate
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