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Name:   HubCap - Email Member
Subject:   women have teeth down there
Date:   12/3/2009 4:47:02 AM

A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is standing
outside of the ladies dressing room waiting for his Mom to
come out. While waiting the little boy gets bored and
just when his Mom comes walking out, she sees her son sliding his
hand up a mannequin's dress.. "get your hand out of there! " she shouts. " don't
you know that women have teeth down there ? " The
little boy quickly
snatches his hand Away and thanks his lucky stars he
didn't get bitten.
For the next ten years, this little boy grows up
believing all women
have teeth between their legs.
When he's 16, he gets a girlfriend. One
night,while her parents are out of town, she invites him over for a
little action. After an hour of making out and grinding on the
sofa,
she says, " you know, you could go a little further if you want ."
What
do you mean? " he asks.
"Well, why don't you put your hand down
there?" she says, pointing to her crotch.
"Hell no," he cries, "you've got
teeth down there! "
"Don't be ridiculous, there's no such
thing as teeth down there!"
"Yes, there are , "he says," my Mom
told me so.
"No, there aren't, " she insists.
"Here, look for your self."
With that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a
little peek.

"No, I'm Sorry " he says . "My Mom
already told me that all women
have teeth down there."
"Oh for crying out loud! " she cries. She
whips off her panties,
throws her legs behind her head and says, "Look,
I DON'T have any
teeth down there.
The boy takes a good long look and replies, "Well
after seeing the
condition of those gums, I'm not surprised!"



Name:   CAT BOAT - Email Member
Subject:   women have teeth down there
Date:   12/3/2009 10:16:52 PM

LMAO. Boy, I sure could have fun changing names on that one.







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