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Name:	HubCap -	Reply
Subject:	THIS IS WHY WE LOVE OLD PEOPLE
Date:	10/15/2009 5:24:20 AM

>> >> THIS IS WHY WE LOVE OLD PEOPLE
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed.
>> >> They
>> >> couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and
>> >> would
>> >> just walk home.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket
>> >> and
>> >> a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the
>> >> store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old
>> >> lady
>> >> who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to
>> >> 1603
>> >> Mockingbird Lane ?"
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to
>> >> that house I would walk you there but I can"t carry this lot."
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> The old lady suggested, "Why don"t you put the can of paint in the
>> >> bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and
>> >> carry the goose in your other hand?"
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> "Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl
>> >> home.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> On the way he says "Let"s take my short cut and go down this alley
>> >> We'll
>> >> be there in no time."
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> The
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, I am a lonely
>> >> widow
>> >> without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the
>> >> alley you won"t hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and
>> >> have
>> >> your way with me?"
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> The farmer said, "Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of
>> >> paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly
>> >> hold
>> >> you up against the wall and do that?"
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> The old lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket,
>> >> put
>> >> the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."

Name:	widgethater -	Reply
Subject:	THIS IS WHY WE LOVE OLD PEOPLE
Date:	10/16/2009 2:53:09 PM

Hub Cap-- You are the best!!!!! You are the Master on this site. Thanks for all the laughs you provide

Name:	architect -	Reply
Subject:	THIS IS WHY WE LOVE OLD PEOPLE
Date:	10/22/2009 7:25:02 PM

I second that. Keep it going.

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