Name:	LonghornBoater -	Reply
Subject:	Noah's second assignment
Date:	4/30/2014 4:22:20 PM

The Ark settled on Mount Ararat and Noah, his wife and all the birds and animals saved from the great flood, set about restoring the life to normal.

As the waters receded, God noticed that his favorite fish were struggling to survive.

God came forth to Noah and said: "Noah. I need you to fulfill another mission for me."

"Yes, my Lord. I shall obey your request."

"Noah. My favorite fish, the carp, is endangered. You must build for me another Ark. One that can hold all the different varieties of the carp. The Queen Carp is my favorite and must be separated from the River Carp.

The Deep Sea Carp must be separated from the Fresh Water Carp. All the carp must be separated to save their species." Obeying his God, Noah went about building the Ark. His plan was to Separate the carp by building different levels, and filling those levels with similar water from the carps natural environment.

Noah's wife (Joan) came to Noah to ask what he was doing. Noah explained God's mission for him - to save the carp. Joan said: "What are you building?"

Noah replied:
"I'm building the very first...........MULTI-STOREY CARP ARK"

Name:	Mack -	Reply
Subject:	Longhorn ???
Date:	4/30/2014 7:12:10 PM

You ain't exactly right.... but man, I love the humor..

Name:	LonghornBoater -	Reply
Subject:	Longhorn ???
Date:	5/1/2014 9:33:59 PM

The most common thread in people's assessement of me is "that boy ain't right!"

Name:	architect -	Reply
Subject:	Longhorn ???
Date:	5/2/2014 10:17:31 AM

He//, you're a lot closer to "right" than most of the few posters still paying attention to or commenting on the Off-Topic Forum!