Name:	hibill -	Reply
Subject:	Keeping Your Mouth Shut.
Date:	12/28/2013 11:56:37 AM (updated 12/28/2013 4:18:10 PM)

A man walks into his home with tears in his eys, his wife ask him what is wrong. He said; I was laid off today, but the bad new is the company is bankrupt and my 401K account is empty. We have nothing to fall back on.  Maybe a few months of unemployment, What are we going to do? His wife said; don't worry, its not that bad and she step out of the room.

In a few minutes she walks back into the room with an account book and some investment statement. What's this? The man said. She looked him straight in the eye and said: Do you remember when we had sex,  and I made you give me $20 everytime we made love? The man said: Yes, but so what? She said; well I took that money and put it in the bank, invested in a few good stocks and it grew like crazy....we have nearly one million dollars in the bank. The man looked surprised...one million dolllars? Yes, she said. we have nothing to worry about.

The man looked at his wife and said: If I had known that I would have given you all my business :-o