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muddauber
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The half-wit
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5/9/2009 6:49:09 AM
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A man owned a small farm in South Carolina.
The South Carolina Wage & Hours Department claimed he was not paying proper
wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.
"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them", demanded the
Agent.
"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3
years.
I pay him $400.00 a week plus free room and board.
The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $300.00 per week plus
free room and board.
There's the half-wit.
He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around
here. He makes about $10.00 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy
him a bottle of Bourbon every Saturday night.
He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."
"That's the guy I want to talk to.....the half-wit", says the Agent.
"That would be me", replied the farmer
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HubCap
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The half-wit
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5/9/2009 11:58:26 AM
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( LMAO ) I can relate to that I was in the electrical contracting business for fifteen years.
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architect
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The half-wit
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5/9/2009 1:48:57 PM
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Great comment from hub cap. Reminds me of the very old joke about the (Insert your profession of choice) who wins $20,000,000 in the lottery. When the local TV reporter asks him what winning $20,000,000 means to him he replys that it will enable him to continue to be a (Insert your profession of choice) for a few more years.
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