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Name:	HOTROD -	Reply
Subject:	house boats and big boats
Date:	4/3/2006 10:21:10 AM

the problem with bigboats and house boats should be solved as follows:

1. sub divide and sell wind creek and all other parks on the lake. to get money.
2. use the power of eminent domain to take as much land from apc and rl as is necessary to implement this plan. sell the land to raise money for implementation.
3. institute a tax of 1000 dollars per year per foot of lake front property.
4. institute a tax of 1000 dollars per year per foot on all boats over 20 feet in length.
5. institute a tax of 10,000 dollars per year per mph for each mile per hour over 30 mph that a boat will run.
6. substitute houseboats for federally subsidised housing.
7. give a houseboat to everybody who wants one on lake Martin.
8. exempt house boats from taxation.
9. require that all house boats and boats that go over 30mph stay on the longneck island side of the kowlidga bridge.
10. make it a felony to opperate a pwc unless there is a houseboat with in ten feet of the pwc.

there should be enough money left to hire catboat and his fastest craft/crafts to patrol the lake.

those boats in his inventory and not needed for patrol should be purchased by the state retirement system and placed at each marina on the lake, and at each condo complex so that alabama could have the bangboat trail to go along with the rtj trail.

the bb trail could be advertised on www.bangboat.com

wakes would only be permitted within 10 feet of the bangboats. this should enhance the onboard action.

Name:	Osms -	Reply
Subject:	house boats and big boats
Date:	4/3/2006 10:39:49 AM

Now this is a man with way too much time on his hands.

Name:	CAT BOAT -	Reply
Subject:	house boats and big boats
Date:	4/3/2006 11:51:40 AM

I'm still laughing... Good humor.

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