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HubCap
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HYPNOTIST AT THE SENIORS CENTER
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2/16/2011 5:22:04 AM
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> It was entertainment night at the Senior Center . Claude the hypnotist
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> exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize
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> The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
antique
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> pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this
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> antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six
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> He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
chanting,
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> "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."
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> The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
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> gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs eyes followed the
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> swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers
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> "SH*T!" said the Hypnotist.
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> It took three days to clean up the Senior Center. Claude was never
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architect
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HYPNOTIST AT THE SENIORS CENTER
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2/16/2011 8:48:51 AM
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Oh Hub, LMAO!!!
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