Name:	Old Diver -	Reply
Subject:	Years Ago:
Date:	12/18/2020 9:12:04 AM

  Years ago it was popular for companies to hold a contest asking people to finish a jingle in 25 words or less. Carnation Milk received this one saying that, in those more polite days, they could not win but did deserve honorable mention.

   It started out, "Carnation Milk, the best in the land....."

   They received: "Carnation Milk, the best in the land, no t... to pull, no hay to pitch. Just punch a hole in the SOB! 

Name:	Lifer -	Reply
Subject:	Years Ago:
Date:	12/19/2020 9:05:40 AM

'sactually know someone who entered a Pet Milk jingle contest back in the70's and has a nice letter and a certificate for free case of Pet milk, either large or small...lol. His submission:

I love pet milk because,

it comes in cans both large and small,

No pat on the ass,

No sqeezing the t!t,

You just puch a hole in the son of a b!tch.