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Name:   HubCap - Email Member
Subject:   Rye Bread
Date:   5/31/2008 5:20:52 PM

Subject: Rye Bread
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Two old guys, one 87 and one 90, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 90-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 87-year-old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 90-year-old said "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home, the 87-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.
He said, "Do you have any rye bread?" She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want 5 loaves. She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves .. . By the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard."
He replied, "I can't believe it! Everybody in the world knows about this sh*t but me!"








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