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HubCap
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10 COMMANDMENTS
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10/15/2010 9:44:11 AM
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10 COMMANDMENTS How Moses got the 10 Commandments....
God went to the Arabs and said, "I have
Commandments for you that will make your lives better.
The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"
And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."
Can you give us an example?"
"Thou shall not kill."
"Not kill? We're not interested."
God went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."
The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor
thy Father and Mother."
"Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested."
Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have
Commandments."
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal."
"Not steal? We're not interested."
Then He went to the French and said, "I have
Commandments."
The French too wanted an example and the Lord said,
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