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BOB HOPE IN HEAVEN
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12/6/2009 6:33:12 AM
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>> BOB HOPE IN HEAVEN >> >> For those of you too young to remember Bob Hope, ask your >> Grandparents.
>> >> >> I HOPE THIS WILL PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE AND IN YOUR HEART. >> >> Tribute to a man who DID make a difference. >> >> >> >> >> ON TURNING 70 >> 'You still chase women, but only downhill'. >> >> >> ON TURNING 80 >> 'That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit >> needs pressing.' >> >> >> ON TURNING 90 >> 'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than >> the cake.' >> >> >> ON TURNING 100 >> 'I don't feel old. In fact, I don't feel anything until >> noon. Then it's time for my nap.' >> >> >> ON GIVING UP HIS EARLY CAREER, BOXING >> 'I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on >> them.' >> >> >> ON NEVER WINNING AN OSCAR >> 'Welcome to the Academy Awards or, as it's called at my home, >> 'Passover'. >> >> >> ON GOLF >> 'Golf is my profession. Show business is just to pay the >> green fees.' >> >> >> ON PRESIDENTS >> 'I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only >> six.' >> >> >> ON WHY HE CHOSE SHOWBIZ FOR HIS CAREER >> 'When I was born, the doctor said to my mother, >> "Congratulations, you have an eight pound ham." >> >> >> ON RECEIVING THE CONGRESSIONAL GOLD MEDAL >> 'I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of >> character to fight it.' >> >> >> ON HIS FAMILY'S EARLY POVERTY >> 'Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother >> threw on another brother.' >> >> >> ON HIS SIX BROTHERS >> 'That's how I learned to dance. Waiting for the bathroom.' >> >> >> ON HIS EARLY FAILURES >> 'I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the >> stuff the audience threw at me.' >> >> >> ON GOING TO HEAVEN >> 'I've done benefits for ALL religions. I'd hate to blow the >> hereafter on a technicality.'
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