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Name:	PikeSki -	Reply
Subject:	Teaching today - Funny
Date:	6/19/2006 3:17:18 PM

Thought this was amusing.

Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $3.58. The counter
girl took my $4.00, and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8
cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the
nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register I
sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters, but she hailed the manager for help. While he tried to explain the
transaction to her, she stood there and cried. Why do I tell you this?
Because of the evolution in teaching mathematics since the 1950s:

Teaching Math In 1950
A logger! sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production
is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?

Teaching Math In 1960
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production
is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

Teaching Math In 1970
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production
is $80. Did he make a profit?

Teaching Math In 1980
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production
is $80 and his profit is $20 Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

Teaching Math In 1990
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and
inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the
preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of
$20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers)

Teaching Math In 2006
Un hachero vende una carretada de madera para $100. El costo de la
produccisn es $80. Cuantes tortillas se pued e comprar?

Name:	BamaBob3 -	Reply
Subject:	Teaching today - Funny
Date:	6/19/2006 3:33:54 PM

PikeSki...Are you worried about the future??? Modern conveniences are a double edged sword. If the power went out you couldn't even get a burger.

Name:	BhamGirl -	Reply
Subject:	If you hate Loggers...
Date:	6/19/2006 4:43:42 PM

Try wiping with plastic!

Name:	Feb -	Reply
Subject:	If you hate Loggers...
Date:	6/19/2006 5:13:15 PM

or corn cobs.

Name:	rude evin -	Reply
Subject:	If you hate Loggers...
Date:	6/19/2006 5:13:25 PM

Oh come now BhamGirl, where is your faith and good ol American ingenuity....... with ethenol growing as an alternative fuel there will be plenty of "raw" material available for sanitary purposes once the corn is removed!!

Name:	Feb -	Reply
Subject:	If you hate Loggers...
Date:	6/19/2006 5:14:39 PM

I beat you to it, but you said it better.

Name:	rude evin -	Reply
Subject:	If you hate Loggers...
Date:	6/19/2006 5:17:52 PM

Ten seconds is an eternity on the web!!!

Name:	roswellric -	Reply
Subject:	Well
Date:	6/19/2006 5:25:59 PM

The Europeans think we are backward because we don't use a Bidet...Hey you could pump the water right out of the lake!

Name:	JIM -	Reply
Subject:	If you hate Loggers...
Date:	6/19/2006 5:51:39 PM

I wonder if toilet paper can be recycled?

Name:	roswellric -	Reply
Subject:	Surprise- it is
Date:	6/19/2006 5:53:46 PM

in the cities with large sewer systems and water treatment plants it is. It is the biggest contaminant in the drinking water.....

Name:	rude evin -	Reply
Subject:	If you hate Loggers...
Date:	6/19/2006 5:54:37 PM

You might be a redneck if...............lol

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