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Name:   architect - Email Member
Subject:   Warning...this one is borderline!
Date:   11/18/2012 11:36:53 AM

A long haul trucker from south GA has been on the road for 11 days.  He has been up the east coast, across the Midwest and Rocky Mountains.  He turned around in LA and is now headed home in a state of complete exhaustion.

Her stops at a Nevada brothel/café/casino/motel, takes a seat at the bar, drops two $100 bills on the counter and orders  "Bring me a baloney samwich on white bread and atter I eats it I want a room and the fattest, sleaziest, ugliest gal you got."

The barmaid is puzzled "You know for that money I can give you a ribeye steak dinner, a good bottle of wine and the best lookin 25 year old we have."

He replys "Mam, you jes don understand, th'only reason I stopped here is cause I'm homesick."







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