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lamont
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Some Wierd Chit......
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4/20/2010 11:53:19 AM
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going on at my Lakehouse. I know y'all will probably think I'm joking and I'm ready to duck from the "incoming" however, several strange incidents have happened at my lakehouse recently. Saturday morning I arose at 4:30, made my coffee, and went outside to sit on my upper deck. There was a soaking wet negligee, (sp)?, sitting on the deck. This is strange for 2 reasons. #1- it hadn't rained for weeks so, why was it wet? #2- My wife arrived Friday night and, thank goodness, I found it before she woke up. Can you imagine the ?'s had she found it first? Then, yesterday I got home around 6:00 and walked out on my lower deck. There was a dead fish with his head cut off there to greet me. This is also strange for 2 reasons. #1- there is no way this dude jumped from the water as my lower deck is at least 15 feet from the water with a 10 foot incline. #2- This fish was not a Bass, Bream, Catfish, Carp or Crappie. As a matter of fact, I have no idea what kind of fish this was however, I do know it didn't come from the waters of Lake Martin. So, here is my ? to my intellectual board friends. Could this be some kind of message to me..... kinda like the horsehead in Godfather or is it paranoia on my part?
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| Name: |
Summer Place
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| Subject: |
Some Wierd Chit......
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4/20/2010 12:16:31 PM
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Are you sure CAT did not pull up to your place and clean out his boat.
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| Name: |
lamont
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| Subject: |
You Read My Mind- NT
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4/20/2010 12:51:18 PM
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| Name: |
Jim Dandy
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Some Wierd Chit......
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4/20/2010 1:32:03 PM
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Did the negligee smell like fish?
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| Name: |
lamont
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Some Wierd Chit......
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4/20/2010 1:55:12 PM
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Didn't have time to smell it. Had to get rid of it before my wife woke up. I know you guys think I'm kiddin here but, I'm really wondering if these "happenings" are somehow a signal. Without saying much more, suffice it to say that we have some new, strange neighbors from Latin America that I have had some words with. I'm talking multiple tatoos, odd hours, etc. I'm being serious here. Are they trying to tell me something?
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| Name: |
Jim Dandy
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Some Wierd Chit......
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4/20/2010 2:02:40 PM
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Considering that additional information, I would say that there is a message being sent.
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| Name: |
Summer Lover
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Some Wierd Chit......
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4/20/2010 3:09:15 PM
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I thought we had the big boats banned to prevent any smuggling, I guess THAT did not help either. I would suggest a motion operated camera with IR illumination first, see if you can figure out what is going on without alerting them. Step two would be to add a visible flash unit for the camera, look for the type labeled "Claymore", and be sure to double-prime... I mean have two flash activation switches attached.
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| Name: |
Talullahhound
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Some Wierd Chit......
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4/20/2010 3:24:46 PM
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The nightgown sounds like someone was using your deck for a private party, but the headless fish? I hope it's not a message that you will soon be sleeping with the fishes... Just to be safe, maybe you should buy your neighbors a few cervasas in the local cantina.
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| Name: |
lamont
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Some Wierd Chit......
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4/20/2010 3:27:51 PM
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Good idea Hound but, I don't think Chuck's has Cevasas.
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| Name: |
Summer Lover
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| Subject: |
Some Wierd Chit......
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4/20/2010 3:45:53 PM
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One thing you may notice is that if you "buy" friendships, the prices just keep going up - uno, dos, tres cerveza's. Try a more direct approach. ;-)
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| Name: |
lamont
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I'm With You Summer......
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4/20/2010 3:53:11 PM
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Not looking to make friends with these folks. Just want them to stay the He!! off my property. I am not kidding when I say some strange stuff is going on over there. I probably shouldn't have confronted them about it but, sometimes, my mouth precedes my brain. The camera idea is a good one. I spent most of last night with my lights out, looking out the windows.
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lakeplumber
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Some Wierd Chit......
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4/20/2010 4:46:20 PM
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Surveillance camera, answered a lot of my questions about things going on.
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| Name: |
Feb
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| Subject: |
Some Wierd Chit......
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4/20/2010 4:59:26 PM
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You may want to borrow my trail camera and while you are at it my Sig .45 snd/or short double barrel 12 gauge.
Become a follower and practitioner of Massad Ayoob. If you are unfamiliar with Mr. Ayoob, then do a Youtube search of his short lectures and interviews. I would attach a link, but he uses significant foul language in making his points on self defense.
Sleep lightly my friend.
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| Name: |
Talullahhound
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| Subject: |
I'm With You Summer......
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4/20/2010 5:21:19 PM
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Visions of you heading over there waving the headless fish yelling "are you talking to ME?"
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GoneFishin
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Some Wierd Chit......
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4/20/2010 5:31:26 PM
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You must have voted for Palin for the negligee and dead fish are indicators according to what I have read. The camera idea is the answer. Go to Sams Club and check them out as they are rather inexpensive. Then, find a "friend" who is a member. You could also get a few inexpensive motion lights and cover the yard with them. Another thing I would do to connect an amplifier with a cd player that comes on with the motion.
You wanna say "Como esta usted" when the tape comes on.
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| Name: |
Summer Lover
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| Subject: |
Some Wierd Chit......
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4/20/2010 5:33:57 PM
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Mas will also testify if you are involved in a shoot...... My big question - what is wrong with a 1911?
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CAT BOAT
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Why is it.....
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4/20/2010 6:43:02 PM
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Yall got to drag me into this?
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You and weird chit kinda goes together....just sayin'.
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| Name: |
CAT BOAT
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Why is it.....
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4/20/2010 6:50:40 PM
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I guess it's time for that "Fuse" to blow again. Yea, Mav was behind that too. Just sayin'..... :o
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alahusker
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Some Wierd Chit......
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4/20/2010 6:53:25 PM
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Do what you want, but I would call the Sheriff Department, file a report, lock my doors and keep a loaded pistol handy..
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| Name: |
Tate AU
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Whatever You Do....
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4/20/2010 7:07:24 PM
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Do NOT watch the movie "The Strangers" right now. Also, I would recommend a video camera. Well worth it.
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Feb
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Well Worth It ---
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4/20/2010 8:00:03 PM
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Especially at the moment the negligee is removed.
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Never carry anything less than a 1911 45-ACP . Never use more than Thompson in a domestic situation.
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| Name: |
lamont
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hey Husker......
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4/20/2010 8:48:29 PM
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you are probably right about contacting the "authorities" but, I am not going to do that yet although, I am "locked and loaded," just in case.
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| Name: |
Summer Lover
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Another suggestion...
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4/20/2010 9:05:19 PM
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Just host a "forum party", the neighbors would most likely put their place up for sale and go find a "safe" 'hood to move into after this crew shows up...
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For as long as it takes...keep a keg going 24/7....I'm in and can be there in an 45 minutes (or less), just post GPS coordinates!
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| Name: |
Summer Lover
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Never use more than?
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4/20/2010 9:12:13 PM
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Depends on what kind of domestic, LE says that is the most dangerous kind of call. If I were squaring off against Mrs. Summer, I would be looking for the controls to one of those Predator drones.....
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| Name: |
Maverick
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Some Wierd Chit...... Solution
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4/20/2010 9:43:28 PM
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Think some of us Southern Folks need to go packing and introduce ourselves to your neighbors.
Nancy with her sub machine gun
Feb with his 50 caliber
etc
etc
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| Name: |
Maverick
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Why is it.....
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4/20/2010 9:45:17 PM
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So you got pulled into this chit, now there you go pulling me into the chit with you. I can get in enough chit by myself - LOL.
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Yea,,,,, I guess I could pick up the 1AM to 6 AM shift.
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my theory kinda works for you too....just sayin'
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Feb
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Some Wierd Chit...... Solution
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4/20/2010 11:06:03 PM
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Hold up there Mav. I am in the loaner program and not the Soldier of Fortune role. I am too old to be ducking, shucking and jiving.
Ducking is when you get Scared - shucking is when you pee your pants - Jiving is when you slip on your own pee while attempting to flee.
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| Name: |
Maverick
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Some Wierd Chit...... Solution
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4/20/2010 11:16:04 PM
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As BigFoot would say I just spewed my coffee (in my case Diet Coke) all my laptop screen after envisioning Feb - ducking, shucking and jiving.
It was the vision of Feb slipping on PP that did me in. Have to of met Feb to appreciate this I guess. But still funny.
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| Name: |
Ulysses E. McGill
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Some Wierd Chit...... Solution
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4/20/2010 11:22:19 PM
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I just hope he doesn't try jiving near the edge of his new driveway....that could really hurt.
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Feb
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Some Wierd Chit...... Solution
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4/21/2010 6:59:15 AM
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Ain't that the truth. You can practice jiving there without the lubricant.
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| Name: |
muddauber
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Some Wierd Chit......
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4/21/2010 7:49:38 AM
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I hope you reported this to the cops. Th negligee I'd of passed off as a practical joke. The fish, that's too serious or pranking gone way too far. Someone suggested camera, that's a good idea.
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| Name: |
BigFoot
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Some Wierd Chit...... Solution
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4/21/2010 9:08:41 AM
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>>especially at the moment the negligee is removed<<
>>ducking, shucking, and jiving<<
Mav, I am definitely spewing after reading feb's last 2 posts...as CAT would say, that's some funny chit right there...
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lakngulf
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Some Wierd Chit...... Solution
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4/21/2010 9:29:58 AM
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BF, I think the group is on to something here. A new category for the Annual BigFoot Awards-----the SPEW award
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| Name: |
lamont
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Wow!!!
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4/21/2010 9:40:44 AM
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This thread got hijacked. Anywho, found a dead mockingbird on my dock this morning. Think I'll take Mud's advice and file a report. I am to way important to this forum to be messed with in this way. Just my personal opinion. Celah.
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roswellric
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Some Wierd Chit......
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4/21/2010 11:33:03 AM
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Don't go there...
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| Name: |
Summer Lover
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Wow!!!
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4/21/2010 11:33:14 AM
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Anytime you look down and see a dead bird on your dock, take it as a VERY BAD sign.
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| Name: |
Summer Lover
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Come to think of it..
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4/21/2010 11:37:53 AM
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Anytime you look down and see a LIVE bird on your dock - take it as a bad sign...
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| Name: |
GoneFishin
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Blame it on CAT
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4/21/2010 11:39:45 AM
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| Name: |
BigFoot
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...to Lamont
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4/21/2010 11:41:54 AM
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You are right, Lamont. Obviously, you have a serious situation there and posts such as mine certainly did not help. You have my sincere apology and I hope you find a resolution to this and soon! Please keep us posted.
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| Name: |
GoneFishin
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Blame it on CAT
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4/21/2010 11:44:14 AM
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Examine that bird closely. I bet it is one of those auction chickens that CAT bought. When you find a sacrificial chicken you know the next one will be the horsehead. Why do thse things only happen to Conservatives? Have you returned your census form? Could be a follow up indicator. Nothing to worry about until the horsehead and then let us know for further qualified advice. After all, we are your only friends.
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I'm glad you are going to file a report. It may all be just some strange coincidence -- I hope it is. Or maybe it's all a big joke to someone, but it's better to err on the side of safety. There are a lot of wacked out people out there.
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| Name: |
Summer Place
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| Subject: |
Lamont
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4/21/2010 5:03:50 PM
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If you find any stray bumpers on the deck in the morning, I would say it is the official kick off for the summer.
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| Name: |
lamont
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You FOLKS.....
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4/21/2010 6:20:13 PM
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are to much.I appreciate the humorous posts but, I have decided to take this seriously and file a complaint. Will keep you updated if I retain my breathing capacity. That was for you GF. I know that since I am a conservative, I deserve this. Next time, I swear, I'll vote for the Messiah.
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| Name: |
alahusker
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You FOLKS.....
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4/21/2010 6:33:31 PM
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The fact you are a conservative explains alot.. stay alert, Pal..
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| Name: |
George
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Some Wierd Chit......
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4/22/2010 3:03:58 PM
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Lamont, What's your location? If these are bad guys or just pranksters, the villagers need to be alerted.
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| Name: |
lamont
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Sorry George,
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4/26/2010 9:36:22 AM
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For the late response. I have been away to a wedding since Thursday. I am in Chuck's Marina Slough. Can't wait to get back tonight and see what my good "friends" have left me. Will report back tomorrow. As mentioned earlier, I might have a clue as to who is behind this.
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