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Kizma Anuice
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Oh those B@STuRDS
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1/20/2012 10:01:28 AM
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They keep killing Kenny and now they have the pirate. Was he wearing an orange hoody?
In response to Lifer:
1. I did not steal the pirate. You know my boats. You know the boat in the pic is not mine.
2. If I knew who stole the pirate, I would not tell. I don't rat people out.
3. I plead "NOT GUILTY" and demand a speedy trial in the COURT OF KING DON, with a venue change from Colonel Tom's to Cat House.
4. I will pay court costs up front. (Keg of Beer and a wild boar for you
to barbeque). If found guilty I will walk the plank. Don't drink too
much beer, you know Brian "TEABAG" Downing lives close by.
5. If I am found not guilty you reimburse for the beer and you walk the plank.
Here are some other things I know and will not tell
1. Who tried to move Kawliga to Chimney Rock.
2. Who moved the goats from Youngs Island to Goat Island.
3. Who put the SAE Lion at Acapulco Rock.
4. Who moored the derelict "TRUST BUSTER" at the Kawliga La Quanta, blocking the good ship Monopoly.
5. Who stole the KA cannon and blew it up at the lake.
6. Who put the Shoney Big Boy on the 13 green.
7. Who hired the strippers to show up at last years Aquapaloosa.
I also know where the pirate was at the end of last summer. When the
water returns to full pool I will see if he wants to go back to Pirate
Island or stay on the dead man's chest. I was actually interested in
this enough to follow the clues on the forum and the lake last year and
find the dude. It was an interesting scavenger hunt. It should happen
every year, but there should be a prize.
Something else you may be interested in knowing, many years ago a group
of friends wanted to build a retaining wall around that Island and
another island nearby, which is almost gone now. APCO would not permit
it and said that they were required by the licensing agreement to keep
that property and the rest of the shore on that side of Madwin in its
natural state. They said that doing anything (probably including the
pirates) would violate federal law. They told us the same thing about
Bud Island.
If you can get APCO to approve, next month while I am attending
Orpheus in NOLA, I can obtain all kinds of booty and a replica
(currently in a real cathouse) of my great Uncle SEAMA. Uncle Seama was
a notorious pirate who fought alongside the privateer, Jean Lafitte,
and Andy Jackson. He would look great on the island.
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| Name: |
Lifer
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After consulting my law firm of..
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1/20/2012 12:36:02 PM
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Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe I have a response for you.
I have been informed that by your post admitting to knowledge of piratenapping, looting, pillaging, and quite possibly rape (that poor Parrot) you have in fact in an exPOSTfacto fashion admitted your complacency, if not participation, in this horrendous act of lawlessness and piracy of the the high lakes.
Your plea of NOT-Guilty has been rejected.
As self appointed KING/EMPEROR/CEASAR of Pirates Island I find you GUILTY of low crimes and debauchery.
Punishment shall/may include any/all of the following:
Beheading
Hanging
Plank Walking
Water Boarding
Banishment to Flag Island
Set adrift in an inner-tube
Seizure of ALL personal/professional assets
Pressure washing of all low pool exposed concrete at Martin Damn
Removal of ALL graffiti from "Chimney Rock" (EXCEPT THOSE THAT I LIKE)
Finance a Spring "kegger": at the Cathouse with strippers (upstairs VIP room only of course)
IT'S GOOD TO BE KING!
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CAT BOAT
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After consulting my law firm of..
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1/20/2012 12:43:50 PM
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Now, there yall go, draggin' me into stuff again. I think you should add "Clean all dirty dock bumpers hanging from piers" as part of the punishment. This has got to the finals at "Bigfoot" awards. LMAO. Rape may be a little harsh.
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Lifer
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Ima just sayin....
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1/20/2012 12:55:16 PM
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That Parrot used to talk a lot.... now all he says is "Kizma did me, Kizma did me".
I have sent him to the nearby Parrots Foot Studio's for a full psychological evaluation and assessment.
Please everyone, keep fingers crossed for a full recovery.
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Summer Lover
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Uh oh...
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1/20/2012 1:19:31 PM
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If you dropped him off at Parrots Foot Studio's - I am not sure that you want him saying what he learned, but I can guarantee that he will be starring in some youtube videos... When you get him back, just be sure that he does not have access to old flares, gasoline or lighters.
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Kizma Anuice
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DEAL FOR LIFER.
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1/20/2012 3:46:40 PM (updated 1/20/2012 3:50:17 PM)
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If you want to know who stole the pirate, I can tell you, but only if you can answer one question for me.
Who called that MotherF'er a piccolo player?
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rude evin
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Ima just sayin....
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1/20/2012 4:57:20 PM
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As the attorney for the Psychobabble Therapy Specialist who is treating Polly the Parrot, we cannot by law disclose anything about Polly's treatment or condition, except to acknowledge that she is in our care. I can report that Polly is making progress as we have noticed her language has become somewhat more coherent and relevent to her new condition..........she has gone from requesting comfort food to expressing things of a more personal nature............" Polly wants a cookie............to..............Polly wants a Kizma." We hope she continues to make progress and we will report on her progress as the days go on.
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BoatsRFun
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Ima just sayin....
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1/20/2012 5:12:17 PM
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Heck, I'm just glad she hasn't said "Polly wants an Anuice" now that would be sad...lol
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CAT BOAT
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Ima just sayin....
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1/20/2012 5:24:01 PM
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BAAAHHHHHHH, HAAAAAAHHH..... BRF, Classic. LMAO. Glad she don't want a CAT. Or, the nick name of it. OOOPPPSSSS.
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Kizma Anuice
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Why they call you lifer and you think you are king
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1/20/2012 6:14:05 PM
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Just because you spend most of your life on the throne doesn't make you a king.
IT JUST MEANS YOU ARE FULL OF IT.
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Maverick
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Score One for KA - BigFoot Award !!!!
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1/20/2012 6:22:19 PM
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He BF that is definitely one for the Annual Awards!!!
KA - 1
Lifer - 0
Now let me sit back and let these 2 pot stirrers go for each others jugglers.
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CAT BOAT
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Score One for KA - BigFoot Award !!!!
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1/20/2012 7:11:35 PM (updated 1/20/2012 7:15:45 PM)
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Yep, I wanna watch as well. LMAO. We have gone from B@t*^9 to Throne riders. This may make a good TV show. News forthcoming for Cathouse at the Lake. (hint) Let's film the series there. LMAO. Maybe we get EXLAX for sponsor.
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mckaygmc
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Score One for KA - BigFoot Award !!!!
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1/20/2012 7:14:41 PM
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Heck..You might could sell tickets....Lifer/KizmaPalooza!
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DirtDiva
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Ima just sayin....
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1/20/2012 11:52:04 PM
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Well, I don't go around spreading rumors, but I heard from my pool boy who heard it from Cat who supposedly overheard the Webmaster telling Big Foot that he had heard from an assistant working in the Psychobabble Therapy office who looked in Polly's medical file that Polly is indeed suffering from gender confusion. According to Lifer, Polly entered Parrots Foot Studio as a male. Then, per rude, somehow or other, Polly ended up at the Psychobabble Therapy establishment as female. WTH?
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CAT BOAT
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Ima just sayin....DIVA.
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1/21/2012 12:00:59 AM
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Spell check...... WTH, you proollllyyyyy meaaannnnn... W?F.... Lol. This is some good stuff on this thread. Warm weather and HIGH waters come soon.
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BigFoot
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JUMPIN' JANUARY!!!
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1/21/2012 9:44:52 AM
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......omg...done spewed me sweet potato pancakes....holy crappy carp!!
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LonghornBoater
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What the h*ll are you guys talking about?
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1/21/2012 11:45:38 AM
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Maverick
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What the h*ll are you guys talking about?
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1/22/2012 12:20:15 PM
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There was possibly incriminating evidence placed on Facebook that potentially showed KA played a part in the kidnapping of the Pirates on Pirate Island.
Lifer called out KA
KA said he did not play a part in the kidnapping, but thought he might know were the Pirates were being held captive after investigating the matter.
Lifer crowned himself King.
KA set the record straight in that Lifer is only King of his bathroom throne and is full of Chit - LOL
Now we are all waiting on Lifer to trump KA's comment.
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Kizma Anuice
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Where is Lake Plumber
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1/22/2012 8:39:32 PM
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He might have a used throne he can install for "King Lifer" on Pirate Island.
One of them old short and wide thrones would work.
and hopefully Cat has some Bling at the Cathouse for it.
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Summer Lover
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Where is Lake Plumber
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1/23/2012 9:22:10 AM
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CAT said that Lifer needed a supercharged toilet paper dispenser for some reason...
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Maverick
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Where is Lake Plumber
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1/23/2012 12:06:06 PM
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That is called counter rotation props to give you extra hole shot (churn) !!!!
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kizmasnoose
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Oh those B@STuRDS
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2/17/2012 4:40:25 PM
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I am looking forward to a summer of admiring Pirate Island. I just hope the slimy vandals keep off these year. The funny thing is the guys at peanut point told me that a bunch of little kids and their parents were the ones setting clues up for the scavenger hunt to find the pirate. One of the clues was left on the Peanut point beach!
Kizma, I hope you didn't have anything to do with the theft since it sounds like you followed the clues around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The community will rise up against you if the truth comes out that you have evil in your heart, but the rumor isthat you are just as soft, sweet and lovable in real life as your are ornery online.
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kizmasnoose
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Oh those B@STuRDS
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2/17/2012 4:42:03 PM
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Also, if Kizma is serious about doing a trial at the house of Cat's Justice, I am willing to provide a fattened hog for cooking. To the victor the spoils do go.
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