(Lake Tuscaloosa Specific)
11 messages
Updated 11/6/2023 3:02:24 AM
Lakes Online Forum
84,091 messages
Updated 11/8/2024 10:28:12 AM
Lakes Online Forum
5,204 messages
Updated 9/14/2024 10:10:50 AM
(Lake Tuscaloosa Specific)
6 messages
Updated 6/30/2008 7:08:16 PM
Lakes Online Forum
4,172 messages
Updated 9/9/2024 5:04:44 PM
Lakes Online Forum
4,262 messages
Updated 11/6/2024 6:43:09 PM
Lakes Online Forum
2,979 messages
Updated 6/26/2024 5:03:03 AM
Lakes Online Forum
98 messages
Updated 4/15/2024 1:00:58 AM
|
|
|
| Name: |
lakngulf
- 
|
|
| Subject: |
Souper Bowl
|
|
Date:
|
1/14/2013 3:16:26 PM
|
Seems the super bowl promoters were having problems getting good commercials this year. In desperation, they contacted our Webmaster for some help. Often the actual games leave a lot to be desired, but at least we have these "Souper Bowel" commericals to look forward to.
1. Lake Marting Redneck Yatch Club....gingham style flash mob event at Cathouse Marine, promoting Traeger grills, on site winterizing, bass boats and ho's hangers
2. SummerPlace...carefully arranges his Crystal Balls, life size Saban pictures, Daniel Moore paintings, and a blowup Big Al on top of the Tiki Bar. The illumination from the display is so bright that Terry Henley across the lake has faulty depth perception and crashes his pontoon
3. Martiniman as BP Oil spokesman on the gulf beach. He discreetly sifts tar balls out of the sand, stuffs them in the gas tank of a rental SeaDoo, and says "Just park it in the sun so the tar can melt and you are good to go"
4. John C's video of how to make a video
5. Faithful followers give testimony of how McGill's List saved the day for them. The grill to buy, where to dine, insurance, gravel, weather, boat maintenance, pizza, nonethonal gas...you name it you can find it in McGill's List
6. BigFoot promotes March Madness bracket competition and Football-palooza. His winning slogan: "This is Vegas on Pepto Bismol."
7. Nancy Christine II Seeks subcriptions to her Anti-Government Drone Report. She does not reveal all her secrets but shows just enough counter intelligent camera surverillance with seemingly harmless toy aircraft to overload the servers at Hanover.com.
8. Lil Talisi goes viral with videos from last summer's Camp Mo. When his boat will not crank (hmmmm was Cat the last one to work on it) Mema and Opa are seen paddling a Jon Boat trying to pull a tube full of grandkids
9. Tarpon and Feb join with Hodja and Mack to run the Obama Headquarters for Gun Control. The POTUS realizes a "failure to communicate" when he visits their site, and finds them teaching thousands how to "control" a weapon when aiming at a target.
10. DirtDiva campaigns to be the next GoDaddy.com spokesperson, as she dances to Little Big Town's "Pontoon", and tries to explain "motorboatin'"
Be sure and watch and vote for your favorite at YouGottaBeKiddingMe.com
|
| Name: |
CAT BOAT
-
|
|
| Subject: |
Souper Bowl
|
|
Date:
|
1/14/2013 3:32:44 PM
|
LMAO.
|
| Name: |
Little Talisi
-
|
|
| Subject: |
Souper Bowl
|
|
Date:
|
1/14/2013 5:54:09 PM
|
who cares about the game? I want to see a couple of those matermerrcials!!
|
| Name: |
BigFoot
-
|
|
| Subject: |
Souper Bowl
|
|
Date:
|
1/14/2013 5:55:20 PM
|
You ain't the only one CAT...January has already been a record month for spewing and it's not even half gone...think I will take me a big ol' slug of buttermilk and read that one again!
|
| Name: |
Mack
-
|
|
| Subject: |
Souper Bowl
|
|
Date:
|
1/14/2013 6:07:27 PM
|
Man, you got cabin fever worse than me.
|
| Name: |
CAT BOAT
-
|
|
| Subject: |
Souper Bowl
|
|
Date:
|
1/14/2013 6:32:36 PM
|
"Cat Scratch Fever,
The Egg is done!"
"Cat Scratch Fever,
The Egg is no fun!"
CAT, just sangin'.
|
| Name: |
lakngulf
-
|
|
| Subject: |
Souper Bowl
|
|
Date:
|
1/14/2013 10:04:52 PM
|
Not commercial grade yet, but we have lift off:
|
| Name: |
John C
-
|
|
| Subject: |
Souper Bowl - ha ha !!! /eom
|
|
Date:
|
1/14/2013 11:01:15 PM
|
|
| Name: |
Ulysses E. McGill
-
|
|
| Subject: |
Yum...
|
|
Date:
|
1/14/2013 11:27:40 PM (updated 1/14/2013 11:47:52 PM)
|
I can't wait....those are a staple on the McGill list. Lookin' for warm weather and the summer season of motorboatin; GoDaddy!
|
| Name: |
DirtDiva
-
|
|
| Subject: |
Souper Bowl
|
|
Date:
|
1/15/2013 1:36:21 PM
|
ROPFLMAO...
roll on pontoon floor lmao!!!!!!!
|
| Name: |
lakngulf
-
|
|
| Subject: |
Souper Bowl
|
|
Date:
|
1/15/2013 1:49:39 PM
|
If I had been thinking your slogan would have been: "It's like Vegas on buttermilk"
|
| Name: |
Ulysses E. McGill
-
|
|
| Subject: |
"50 Ways to Make it Easy"....the list
|
|
Date:
|
1/15/2013 3:07:32 PM (updated 1/15/2013 3:09:46 PM)
|
You know the tune.....
"The problem is all inside your head", is what McGill had said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to make it easy
McGill said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to make it easy
Fifty ways to make that easy
You just stop by the Eagle, Weagle
Or go by Nail's, Dale
You don't need to be coy, Roy
to buy ethanol free
Go see the Cat, Matt
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
Cat will fix it up right you'll see
McGill said it grieves me when you get so hungry now and then
I think you need to get a Chucks pizza once again
I said I appreciate that and would you please explain
About the fifty ways
McGill said why don't we post it on the forum again tonight
And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see it in the light
And then he made a post and I realized he's probably was right
There must be fifty ways to make it easy
Fifty ways to make that easy
Call T&T for some stone, Joan
Kas makes a good pizza, Leaza
You don't need to be coy, Roy
to buy ethanol free
Go see the Cat, Matt
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
Cat will fix it right, you'll see
|
| Name: |
BigFoot
-
|
|
| Subject: |
"50 Ways to Make it Easy"....the list
|
|
Date:
|
1/15/2013 3:37:33 PM
|
OMG...the classics just keep on coming...and I'm getting low on buttermilk
|
so DD, tell us about this "motorboatin" he speaks of.....
|
| Name: |
Ulysses E. McGill
-
|
|
| Subject: |
"50 Ways to Make it Easy"....the list
|
|
Date:
|
1/15/2013 4:00:56 PM
|
I gave it my best, but DirtDiva has a lock on best Souper Bowl commercial.
|
| Name: |
lakngulf
-
|
|
| Subject: |
Souper Bowl
|
|
Date:
|
1/16/2013 9:05:02 AM
|
McGill: I think she already explained it. Something about the pontoon floor!
ROPFLMAO
|
| Name: |
DirtDiva
-
|
|
| Subject: |
motorboatin'....
|
|
Date:
|
1/16/2013 10:38:12 AM
|
motorboatin' - the leisurely,amazing, enjoying, relaxing, fun, cool, happy, exciting, awesome, wonderful activity of riding any item or device capable of floatin' on water: including, but not limited to: tube, floatie, wings, inner tube, noodles, canoe, raft, PONTOON, CAT boat, paddle boat, a friend..., ski boat, paddle board,fishin' boat, jet ski, blue cushion, life jacket, bumpers and fenders; preferable a device capable of storing an adult beverage - the more adult beverage the better. Also preferable if device is capable of holding as many friends as possible, or capable of hooking up to another floating device also capable of storing adult beverages. Preferable if said device has music - ie: Little Big Town, Parrothead, Queen, George Strait, Alan Jackson, Zac Brown Band, Michael Jackson..........
hhmmmmmm..... motorboatin'!
|
| Name: |
lakngulf
-
|
|
| Subject: |
motorboatin'....
|
|
Date:
|
1/16/2013 11:55:19 AM
|
I'm impressed. Sounds like Aquapalooza to me! Good job. We have the decals on order.
|
| Name: |
Ulysses E. McGill
-
|
|
| Subject: |
hmmmmm...
|
|
Date:
|
1/16/2013 2:37:05 PM (updated 1/16/2013 2:40:18 PM)
|
lakngulf, didn't you intend another meaning? Tell the truth now.....
|
| Name: |
lakngulf
-
|
|
| Subject: |
hmmmmm...
|
|
Date:
|
1/16/2013 3:58:08 PM
|
Read it V-E-R-Y closely, McGill. Pay attention to all the devices "capable of flotation".
|
Yeah, I saw the separation of friends and bumpers so I guess you speak the truth of your intentions, and DD's response fits in with "trying to explain" with a lady's subtlety....just tryin' to call you out as the sneaky ol' coot we all know and love. A little disappointed though that no credit has yet been given to the importance of quality sound, airflow dynamics, and texture when setting out for an adventure in motorboatin. The forum is still running a little slow....
|
| Name: |
lakngulf
-
|
|
| Subject: |
hmmmmm...
|
|
Date:
|
1/16/2013 7:33:39 PM
|
" importance of quality sound, airflow dynamics, and texture "
You will have to take that up with DD. I am sure everyone has some special customizations that adds to the enjoyment of "motorboatin'"
|
| Name: |
lakngulf
-
|
|
| Subject: |
hmmmmm...
|
|
Date:
|
1/16/2013 7:33:40 PM (updated 1/16/2013 7:38:43 PM)
|
"forum is still running a little slow...." 2013 forum has been greatly benefited with the McGill contributions, no doubt. But, you are churning out the songs with such haste that BigFoot is going to catch on that I have had a ghost writer all along.
|
| Name: |
DirtDiva
-
|
|
| Subject: |
hmmmmm...
|
|
Date:
|
1/16/2013 7:56:23 PM
|
" importance of quality sound, airflow dynamics, and texture "
Keep in mind that the venue for this commercial is in a national forum - I wouldn't dare integrate airflow dynamics and texture in a forum other than the Lake Martin Forum. The world couldn't handle it!
|
| Name: |
BigFoot
-
|
|
| Subject: |
hmmmmm...
|
|
Date:
|
1/16/2013 10:28:52 PM
|
I am a bit suspicious that there might be a whole bevy of ghost writers running around...
|
| Name: |
lakngulf
-
|
|
| Subject: |
hmmmmm...
|
|
Date:
|
1/17/2013 9:40:43 AM
|
Well, there you have it. Be sure to vote: McGill's List, 'Foot's Buttermilk, and DD's "Aerodynamics"
|
Are you guys talking about bumpers?
|
| Name: |
lakngulf
-
|
|
| Subject: |
hmmmmm...
|
|
Date:
|
1/18/2013 9:23:47 AM
|
Only in context!
|
| Name: |
Summer Lover
-
|
|
| Subject: |
hmmmmm...
|
|
Date:
|
1/18/2013 9:34:35 AM
|
How do you get them into context and why would you want them to be there?
|
|
|
New Post
Search
Lake Tuscaloosa Topics Forum
Reply
»
Alabama Lakes
»
Lake Tuscaloosa
Login
|
Home
