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SeaRayMan
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My New Truck
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3/10/2008 12:27:17 PM
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I bought a new Dodge Ram Quad cab 1500 yesterday and returned to the dealer today because I couldn't get the radio to
work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Nelson,"
the salesman said to the radio. The Radio replied, "Ricky or
Willie?"
"Willie!"
he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.Then he said, " Ray Charles!", and in an instant " Georgia On My Mind"
replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
"Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "
Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday,
a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck , but I
swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Ass Holes!" Immediately the
French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara
Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John
Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy
Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and
Ted Kennedy on scotch.
D*mn,
I LOVE this
TRUCK!!
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DirtDiva
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My New Truck
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3/10/2008 12:45:09 PM
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LOVE IT!!!!!! Now I'm gonna have to trade in my F150!
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Feb
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My New Truck
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3/10/2008 11:20:23 PM
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You will regret it for the rest of your life.
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DirtDiva
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My New Truck
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3/11/2008 4:34:22 PM
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Regret what? trading my Ford for a Dodge? Or, trading political sides? (No way I'm trading my Ford, except for a new one). I'm the family outcast as everyone else in my fam drives chevys. And, not changing political sides, either. Nauti would come and "convince me" not to!
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Feb
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My New Truck
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3/12/2008 12:16:00 AM
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Specificially, I was referring to trucks since I also drive an F-150.
I try to steer clear of National politics on the Forum, but I do not have a perfect record. I have been hooked into expressing my opinion of the current administration at times.
I hope I am wrong, but I fear Chrysler products may not be with us much longer. I hope I am right when I say the current administration will not be with us much longer.
See how easy I am to bait.
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