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ALSCN
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Redneck Security System
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2/25/2008 1:17:48 PM
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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM REDNECK STYLE
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammo.
Back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.
I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
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That was my 9-11 tribute last fall.....
But It works! LOL
URL: Security System
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DirtDiva
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Redneck Security System
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2/25/2008 11:22:27 PM
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love it!!!
sounds like our place!!!
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