Name:   KT - Subject:   Blonde Joke Date:   4/20/2019 5:10:42 PM

A blonde called the Mercedes Dealership and asked them what was the least expensive window in a Mercedes. When she was asked why she wanted to know that, she replied, “I’ve locked my keys in the car and I need to break a window to get in. I don’t want to break the most expensive window.”  The shop manager asked where she was and told her not to break any of them as he had a guy he could send out to unlock the car for her. The blonde thought about that for a moment and then said, “Can you tell me how long it will take him to get here?”  The manager replied, “About 30 minutes. Why?”  The blonde responded, “Well, it looks like it’s going to rain and I left the top down?”