Name:   phil - Subject:   ANYBODY Date:   9/11/2018 9:31:57 AM

Brought to you by the  person/party who claimed we would all die when Trump was inaugurated, when net neutrailty was repealed, Grandma would be shoved over the cliff, and sea levels would be higher then the Empire State building. We would all be swimming around growing gills in a  nuclear winter freezing to death with never before seen levels of starvation while Russian Tanks(I guess amphibious ones due to the histronic rises in sea level) are supposed to be rolling(floating) down main street, Trump was supposed to have started WWIII and nuked half the world by the end of his first week in office, claimed dictatorship, repealed the consitution, instituted martial law, disband congress and  executed the majority of the population since they did not vote for him as well journalists and enemies in the streets with roving bands of brown(orange) shirts.  The economy is supposed to already be in tatters, a economic depression of historic levels should have swept the earth shaking all financial markets.  Earth quakes, volcanos, natural disasters that he twirled up with his fake tan finger, dogs and cats living together.  

But thank God someone took the memos off his desk where he was planning to nuke the Norks, do all the above  and mash that red button that he mistook for Bills Bimbo button. 

So far all Trump  has done is just whiz in Archibalds Corn Flakes.

Haters gonna hate.