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	Name:	architect -
	Subject:	The new car
	Date:	8/16/2009 7:39:59 PM

A woman goes into a dealer showroom to buy a new car. She goes through the usual back and forth with the salesman. He eventually writes down the least he can take. She scratches through it and writes down a lower number and says that her best offer. Of course the salesman says he will have to run it by his manager. He walks away and she follows him at a safe distance. All he does is go to the water cooler for a drink and looks into the mirror to smooth his hair and adjust his tie. She returns to her seat and shortly he returns. He tells her that his manager will meet her half way but only after "I told him you were my aunt". The woman without missing a beat says "well go back and tell him I'm your mother".

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The new car - architect - 8/16/2009 7:39:59 PM

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