Name:   hub - Subject:   Dinner Guest Date:   8/1/2014 10:52:46 AM

A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in. "My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! What did you bring him home for?" "Because he's thinking of getting married."