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Eris's train ride
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6/11/2012 9:40:27 PM (updated 6/11/2012 10:02:03 PM)
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After a very busy and frustrating day, Martha settles down on the commuter train, leans back and closes her eyes as the train departs.
As they moved away from the platform a man took the seat next to her, took out his cell phone and started to talk in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart it's Eric, just got on the train...yes dear I am aware that it will be 7:00 before I get home instead of 5:00 but I had a long meeting...heh, heh, heh very funny...no it was not with the bimbo in accounting, it was with the boss. No sweetheart, you are the only one in my life, never doubt that...yes I'm sure, cross my heart." He then continued his loud conversation discussing the kids, weekend plans, his "honey" do list on and on ad-infinitum! Finally after more than 15 minutes of his obnoxious behavior Martha has had enough and says in a loud voice "Hey Eric, I've waited long enough over here under the sheets. Hang up and get your tight buns back in bed!"
Eric no longer uses his cell phone in public.
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