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	Name:	architect -
	Subject:	My physical exam
	Date:	2/13/2011 11:21:50 AM

The nurse started with the basics.

"How much do you weigh?"
"Oh, about 185"
She put me on the scale....237 lbs

"What is your height?"
"I think I'm aroung 6'-0" "
She measured....5'-7"

She checked my blood pressure....165/110
"Your blood pressure is very high."

"WELL OF COURSE my blood pressure is high...What do you expect? When I walked in here I was TALL AND THIN, now I'm SHORT AND FAT!!!!"

She put me on prozac.

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My physical exam - architect - 2/13/2011 11:21:50 AM

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